New LOLs
He tried to beat her up to prove his manhood.
Wanking Like A Cunt On Pancake Tuesday Because Your Giving It Up For Lent
^^^^^
you will never last
Told me Ma to stick on some more pancakes .. She said ''there are no more''
Going off the shift for lent and then realising ye never get it anyway
Juicy Juice
The tota aky momo whe mme cakaghan tells debra to get back kinto her box :LLLL
What month were you born? this will be you in 500 years. its true, so freaky.

January- Dead.
February- Dead.
March- Dead.
April- Dead.
May- Dead.
June- Dead.
July- Dead.
August- Dead.
September- Dead.
October- Dead.
November- Dead.
December- Dead.
pretending to be offline but blowing your cover by commenting on something..
Pissed
wanna hear a joke about my dick ? oh never mind its too long !
Horny girl says: fuck this, and pionts at her ass.
Tadhg gives old men rim jobs for crack Sincerely Jamie
Jamie , Robin , Miriam , Glen & Jamie O'Rourke , you are all gay! sincerly Tadhg:)
Johnny caught the "ms." with her pants down. He thought he was excited up until he noticed that she had one two many organs.

Sincerely,
Scarred for Life
laytown...the only place you'll get flying 69'd by your cousin
Some girls deserve a male who happens to be less than a male. Maybe thats how they get their kicks.
The moment you question whether the person you encounter was always a male, or maybe just a female who had a sex change.
The hilarious moment when you encounter the female inside of a male.
that extremly romantic moment when somebody licks your face..;)
The lies people believe drive me up the paint.
we all have that one friend that we can tell aything to and trust with our lives :) <3
It's saddening to be a battered woman. It's hilarious to be a battered woman who is beaten by a punk.
We all have that friends who randomly starts laughing at mass for no reason :L
It's common knowledge that:

Chinese men have large brains but tiny p*nises
White men have regular brains and regular p*nises
And Black men have tiny brains but large p*nises

However I'm still trying figure out the pattern between the brains and p*nises of Thai women.
What's 50 feet long and lives on potatoes?
A Russian meat queue.
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