in Funny Star spangled Ding Dongs by loljunk July 5, 2019, 3:34 am 3.6k Views 1.3k Votes 68 Comments What do you think? 1306 points Upvote Downvote Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page Comments Our site 68 Facebook Leave a Reply hahaa! This is really funny! 😂😂 Reply Nope. You just threw tea into the ocean! Guess what now we all have to clean it up. Reply Title of your sex tape! – That’s what she said! Reply God Bless Murica Reply I honestly don’t understand what this fascination with tea is all about? We brits don’t seriously place that much importance in tea.. that’s like saying you Americans would sell your souls for corn dogs. Or Hershey’s bars. I don’t get it. Reply You Jammie Tax Dodgers! Reply And don’t forget to tickle our ho hos while you’re down there. Reply This is an abomination to Ding Dongs everywhere Reply Saw a porno one time where Ron Jeremy told a lady to “make like a Hoover on my ding dong,” and I will never not find that funny. Reply Why is this the most American thing I’ve ever seen lmao Reply hail corporate or not…I now want! Reply This made me laugh more than any reddit post I have ever seen. Reply Suck our what!?…. stupid small iPhone screen. Reply *laughs in diabetes* Reply Aren’t these the things that the President asks the hostess to get on Air Force One during the first Transformers film? As a UK Redditor this is my only experience with ‘Ding Dongs’. Reply I always loved the chocolate ding dongs. That means two things. Reply What’s sad is all the taxes we pay now. Reply Yeah! We’ll just tax ourselves into poverty! Reply Don’t do it Britain! You’ll get the diabettis! Reply Anyone else notice the ding dongs are past their best before date? Reply The favorite snack of reality shows fans Reply America: “Your mouth is a cup.” Britain: “What? Why?” America: “I’m gonna put my teabags in it.” Reply Well we know you regret it, to this day America still has shit tea. Reply I d absolutely eat that! Reply Damn straight!! Reply Obesity – The American Way 🇺🇸 Reply God I love those! I put them in a blender with some milk some vanilla ice cream oh man! Reply Keep laughing even though this is probably the 8th repost I’ve seen Reply I heard a bunch of these showed up to Trump’s Celebrate Me celebration. Reply They’re not even star spangled though. You’d think they could have at least put star shaped sprinkles on them. Reply REEEPOST Reply These would of been good except white fudge. Reply That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I am legit crying. 😂😂 Reply This is probably the best thing I’ve seen all week! Reply If this is a Jeopardy question, the answer is: What is commonly know as Trump Supporters. Reply Not even American and I laughed way harder than I shouldve Reply *Laughs in English* Reply Propaganda Reply Murica! https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk Reply Star spangled – that means you need a keg or three to get it down. Reply Joke’s on us, we pay 10 times as much on taxes for fuel and food and other basic necessities today Reply I laughed harder than I expected at this. Reply Lets see, star spangled…Red, White and Blue. Adopted on: July 4, 1960 The British flag, or better known as the Union Jack, Red, White and Blue. Adopted on: January 1, 1801 Did no one notice this? Reply I’m just picturing the scene from Bravehart where they show their butt cheeks to the British and our Founding Fathers on the sidelines with an oldtimey telescope/viewing device saying “we can do one better!!” (They obviously had a time machine to make this scene work) Reply Weak Reply I have a new nickname for Americans now. Reply Didn’t know they made an official Trump Cupcake! Reply Oh I’m sorry. I thought this was America. Reply Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo. Reply England: Healthcare is free USA: No thanks, I’d rather go bankrupt Reply But ain’t that America Reply As we have no tariffs on tea right now….oh wait that’s Chinese too. Reply “BEST BY JUL 01 2019” These aren’t real Star Spangled Ding Dongs because they’d be best by July 4th. Reply but technically we turned it around and taxed ourselves anyway…sooo id say we are ding dongs Reply This product would be perfect for an American version of [this sketch] (https://youtu.be/U8ko2nCk_hE) Reply #DA NAHH NAH NAH NAAAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAH! Reply If Donald Trump was a food ? Reply Ooh you touch my tra la la… Reply I just sprayed pizza all over my monitor. Reply The Hostess, with the Mostess. Slamma lamma Ding Dong! Reply **They expire before July 4^th …** Reply That’s hilarious Reply Gov’t: We’re going to tax you silly and rob you stupid. ‘Mericans: Okay. (fireworks go pop pop, pop, pop pop) Reply Limited edition? Reply ***WHITE FUDGE COVERED GOLDEN CAKE WITH CREAMY FILLING!*** ​ ^(IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) Reply England: You got what? You should get that checked out. Reply That’s what they call my dick when I stick it in the birthday cake Reply With cream filling Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Loading… 0 Comments0 comments See more Previous article How we do it Next article My parents bought me a shirt that said “5UCK MY D1CK” and send me to school with it, not knowing what it meant. (We are German). My teacher explained to my mom what it meant and how inappropriate it was. This was about 12 years ago.